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beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

August 31, 119.620 Anmerkungen  — source, via
waltdisney-forever:

Where dreams come true…
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tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

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tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

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penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
August 22, 217.929 Anmerkungen  — source, via
cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME
August 21, 490.609 Anmerkungen  — source, via
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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

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Jennifer Lawrence for Madame Figaro
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hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

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