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annoyings:

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

September 6, 126.036 Anmerkungen  — source, via

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

August 31, 143.840 Anmerkungen  — source, via
waltdisney-forever:

Where dreams come true…
August 30, 424 Anmerkungen  — source, via

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

August 29, 344.345 Anmerkungen  — source, via

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

August 29, 103.518 Anmerkungen  — source, via

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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August 26, 388.579 Anmerkungen  — source, via
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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
August 22, 238.892 Anmerkungen  — source, via
cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME
August 21, 513.673 Anmerkungen  — source, via
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